Back in 2oo2 through 2oo4 I’d give my entries random titles that had nothing to do with what I was actually writing about and it made finding things later very, very difficult. It was usually a quote that I heard around me in the computer lab or something. Some prime examples are:
- If I Get Richard, I’m Going to Give Myself a Swirly!
- Do You Realize You’re Eating Marshmallows?
- *The Report Must Be Typed*
- Hi! Sara’s answering machine is broken. This is her refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
- STOP CRYING!!! When You’re Older, You’ll Find You Have Bigger Problems Than A FUCKIN’ GAME!
- It Looks Like A Toaster Strudel. Riley, It’s My HAIR.
- Please Label The Dead Bodies Before Disposing
- I’ll Finish The Project Tomorrow
I sort of miss it.


