I like pet names and nicknames. (Because if I don’t talk about something good my head will explode.) I’m sort of an addict, actually. In light of recent events, it’s come to my attention that I actually have favorites, but they remain particular. Lately every time a certain one pops up I wind up thinking to myself that it’s the best ever, but only if I’m called that, it’s not my favorite to use. So I’ve decided to waste the time I should be spending trying to sleep on compiling a list.

My favorites to use are “dove”, “love”, and “babe”.
I’m commonly saying “hon”, “dear”, and “darling”.
I use “sweed” with Jei. It’s pronounced “Swede” but a play off the common mispronunciation of “Sweetie.” Swee + D = SweeD.
I dislike to be called “sexpot”, “doll”, or “hottie”. Seriously now. And sometimes even, “baby”. Only certain people can pull that one off.
I hate to use OR be called “sweetie”, “sweets”, “sugar”, and “doll”.
I’ve always wanted to use “doe” and “kanga”. Though I’m pretty sure if anyone called me “kanga” I’d punch them in the face.
I’ve been known to use “ass”, “jerk”, and … various other swear words as terms of endearment.
I also like made up ones such as “weedlepop”, “pieface”, or “mufflesnuggle”.
I’m intrigued by “dear heart”, “birdie” and “muffin”.
My favorites to be called are “babe”, “love”, “lady”, and “miss”.

Do you like or dislike pet names?
What are some of your favorites?

And now I must away, because instead of spending all night at the computer I promised someone important that I would try to attempt sleep tonight, even if it means breaking this stellar record I have going. I seriously went to the doctor today, drove out for breakfast, and didn’t remember doing it hours later. But that’s a zombie story for another time. A thousand times good night.

(I realize now I didn’t talk about nicknames this time, but I will.)

EDIT: I’ve added, “lady” and “miss” to the list. =)

EDIT #2: “Mangette” is also one of my favorites to be called, but only one person can call me that.