Jei’s trying to convince me to open my birthday presents right now. I’m telling him that I want to wait and that I’d like for them to be wrapped, but he’s like a four year old on Christmas.
Him: BUT THEY’RE SO GOOD.
Me: All the more reason to wait.
Him: Please? For me? Let me give them to you now?
Me: I don’t think so honey.
Him: *SURPRISE ATTACK OF THE PUPPY DOG EYES*
Me: !?! Wha…? Uh…
Him: *INTENZZZ*
Me: Um.. okay. I guess? At least wrap them.
Him: How about I wrap them in a blanket?!
Me: NO! At least wrap them! That’s the fun part. Unwrapping them. And trying to guess what they are. Geez.
Him: We don’t have enough wrapping paper.
Me: *is now looking at the wrapping paper and trying to logically guess what it could be* It must be huge. We have a lot of wrapping paper.
Him: Noooowwwwwww.



Ahaha awesome. Now I want to know what it is :x