I’m sure there’s a logical explanation as to why there is a person in a hoodie standing outside in the parking lot, who’s been there for the last, say, hour now. I mean, they aren’t even smoking. Or moving really, they’re just standing there.

So being the girl that I am, I’m kind of freaking out slightly. Thankfully I have logical friends who sit down and reason with me until a plausible situation presents itself so that I may finally be at ease and get some sleep.

Ceej says:
Also, is that guy still there?
Sara says:
Yeah.
Sara says:
He’s not even fucking smoking
Ceej says:
Weird.
Sara says:
If it’s even a he
Ceej says:
Maybe that individual has a good reason for being out there.
Sara says:
Like what?
Ceej says:
Preparing for a grand romantic gesture, waiting for someone, fighting crime.
Ceej says:
I don’t know.
Sara says:
They’re like
Sara says:
Right outside my fucking window
Sara says:
Like, can they see me looking at them?
Ceej says:
Maybe they have been sent from the past to the future to go to the present and give you a warning.
Sara says:
What message would he be bringing me?
Ceej says:
“Two nights from now a horrible shadow will be cast upon this land. You will leave your car light on, which will exhaust your battery and cause much stress in replacing a new one. HEED MY WORDS.”

Best. Explanation. Ever.