I don’t believe in this crap, but when it’s accurate I can’t help but stare and go, “Weeeiiirrrd.” And then I promptly let Silent Hill music play on my computer. =D

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If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, [even if we don't speak often] please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE-UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

Many thanks to my miracle bird.