I know the bitch hardly goes anywhere without her purse. And now that I’ve successfully managed to knock it off the counter I can just slide right in here and wrap myself in it; she’ll be forced to either take me with her or PET ME to get me to move. I think this plan is ingenious.

Last time she managed to slip the purse out from under me but not this time. Oh, no. Not this time.

Love You More :: Racoon

So I’m sitting up late last night talking on the computer, feeling really sick, and hugging my puke bucket in case I need it. Now, since my Syncope issue, it’s safe to say I can totally tell when I’m going to barf and I always make it to the toilet in time. Well last night it felt like I had a concussion and I remember knowing that I was going to puke, I just didn’t know when. Anyway, so I’m hugging my bucket and all of a sudden I’m totally barfing and Jei goes, “What’s that sound?”

And at the time I’m all pissed off because he’s being so insensitive and I’m embarrassed that I’m hurling and I open my mouth to tell him to piss off and die and of course I puke again.

And he says, “SHH! I HEARD IT AGAIN!”

Now I realize this sounds awful, but had I not been puking I would have been laughing. It’s totally funny and you know it.

And the second time I made it to the bathroom and Pumpkin was SCREAMING next to me. I had to be like, “I’m okay, I’m okay!” between vomits.

I’ve never, ever, had a cat do that. Morn will come in and sit beside me when I’m sick, or when I passed out he stayed beside me the whole time, but never meowing so badly like that. It was cute.

Anyway, I had a lot I wanted to say, actually, I just got too sick to write it down. I barely remember what I talked about last night that I wanted to write down. I’ll have to read the log and then come back. =)

Frost attacked Morn up in the bedroom because Morn and the kittens were having a party on the bed and he was all jealous like and goes, “I’m the BOSS!”
And Morn screamed, “Oh! My! God! I’m a pacifist!”
And Jei grabbed Frost and was all like, “I’m the boss.”
And Frost was all like, “No I am.”
And Jei’s like, “NO ME.”
And then Morn was like, “He’s the boss! Just tell him he’s the boss!”
And Frost was like, “NO!”
And the whole while the kittens are just watching like, “WTF, mate?”
And so Jei and Frost have a stare down for a few minutes and I’m contemplating playing the appropriate music over the stereo and Jei eventually wins and when he lets Frost go we are all still staring.
Then Morn says, “CHARGE!!!” and the kittens and Morn chase Frost into the basement.

It’s been a very active morning.

I’ve taken to wearing my hair in curls because somehow that feels more like winter to me. And Pumpkin is the only kitten I’ve ever met who’s not afraid of my hair dryer. He also tends to get this “sleepy” look and sometimes he’ll sit by your feet until you pick him up and hold him so he can fall asleep. Today I will have lunch with an old friend who’s up for Thanksgiving break. It will be fun.