Infuriated Intestines,
I understand that you are upset and I honestly think you have every right. I can’t even begin to fathom the pain and anguish you must be suffering, but please stop taking it out on me. Instead you should be angry with the idiot who consumed an entire carton and a half of orange juice.
Please have mercy,
Sincerely,
Fretting Fanny



This new layout makes me so hungry. Like omfg. I love how the chocolate milk is trying to sex the normal milk.